idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

Remember The Avengers as a 70s Cop Drama? A Western might be cooler.

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS MOVIE TO EXIST SO BAD

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

heyfunniest:

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heyfunniest:

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States 

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Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination. 
Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand 
Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland 
Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England 
Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland 
Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
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odditiesoflife:

Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World

These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination.

  1. Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand
  2. Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
  3. Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
  4. Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland
  5. Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England
  6. Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland
  7. Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
  8. Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
  9. Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
  10. The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States

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collegehumor:

1. Eating a banana

2. Typing

3. Washing your hands

4. Putting on chapstick

5. Unzipping your hoodie

6. Kissing

7. Reading

8. Sleeping

"I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted."

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samueloser:

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pink-mama:

imaslytherinbitch:

just a friendly reminder that this guy

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is actually this guy

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I hold my judgement until he smiles. 

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fuckyeahcristinascabbia:

"I mean… I mean…. I mean… Our fanfriends are AWESOOOOOOME!!!!! Oh my God, I love it!!! thank you Stephanie and Steve!!!!!!"

I was tagged by avantgarde-apathy

Write down your top shows and then tag 10 friends to do the same. 10 favorite TV shows (in no particular order):

1. Twin Peaks
2. Hannibal
3. True Detective
4. Breaking Bad
5. Game of Thrones
6. Rick and Morty
7. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8. Stargate SG1
9. Farscape
10: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

annarebekkah anarchysai vinsta-g thriftinkitten ifiwasthelastgirl call-waiting sea-0f-lov3 majesticpirategiraffe

rujinav:

Monte Hood. Oregon 

rujinav:

Monte Hood. Oregon 

saykiara:

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

Wow! Incredible.

ive-been-john-watsoned:

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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Yeah but have you seen this 

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YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

birbs